A real life job listing:
"If you live in the Avon and Somerset area, there could be a job for you. Your main responsibility will be to clear cannabis factories and farms of all plants, in a safe and appropriate manner.
You will need a full driving license, a tolerance for high temperatures and a good level of physical fitness as bending and heavy lifting will be required.
You will be on call 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. You will be paid between 17,763 to £18,933-a-year. Interviews will begin in October.
And no, smoking the cannabis is not a responsible way to get rid of the plants. It is also not acceptable to give away the medicinal plant to people who could really use it. You should just burn it. Actually, don’t burn it! Definitely don’t burn it! But you need to get rid of it somehow! We can’t have people using it!
Ok, so not a real life listing word-for-word, but basically that is the gist of it! Any takers?